3 Shocking Revelations (One of Them Makeup Brush-Related)

Why, sure, I do have a toothpaste ? assortment.

1. It’s not a good suggestion to place your foot cream on the identical shelf as your toothpaste.

You’d suppose this is able to be a type of self-preservation issues most individuals would already know, like “Don’t contact a sizzling range!” or “Do sniff the communal workplace carton of milk earlier than you pour some in your espresso,” however noooooo. A couple of nights in the past, as I used to be within the toilet brushing my enamel earlier than mattress, I assumed, “Hmm… This toothpaste tastes kinda humorous…and why isn’t it foaming up?”

At which level I spotted, “HOLY FREAKING CRAP, I’m brushing my enamel with foot cream.” ?

Following this, and after rinsing out my mouth for like 20 years, I moved my three tubes of toothpaste to a different shelf…

2. When you put your gown on backwards, you may flip it right into a slanket.

And by “backwards,” I don’t imply inside out.

OK, how on earth do I clarify this…? Extra precisely, how do I clarify how I figured it out? HA HA HA!

Alright, right here it’s: As an alternative of sporting your gown within the regular trend, with the half that opens dealing with the entrance, put it on in order that the open half is within the again, like a hospital robe.

Does that make ANY sense in any respect?

Right here’s an image of a slanket, BTW, within the occasion that you simply’ve been residing on one other planet for the previous few years and do not know what I’m speaking about…

Me 24/7

Don’t ask me why this appears hotter to me than sporting a gown the standard means. Perhaps it’s as a result of extra materials is masking the legs…? I don’t know, however I undoubtedly haven’t been as chilly as I normally am since I began doing it. To wit, I’m doing it proper now.

PRO TIP: Reduce off the tag in your gown to keep away from itchiness!

3. The revamped MAC artificial brushes will not be constructed to final.

Earlier this yr, MAC revamped their complete brush line, changing the pure fibers with artificial bristles, and you recognize what? Homegirl is NOT impressed. I’ve been utilizing the brand new 224S since final Might (the “S” stands for artificial, I imagine), and look…

mac 224s and 224 final
224s all through the years

It’s not like I used to be utilizing it to scrub bike engines. I’ve solely used it a handful of instances, and it’s clearly falling aside. The standard simply isn’t corresponding to MAC’s older brushes. I’ve an historical 20-year-old MAC 224, and it’s nonetheless going sturdy. Aspect notice: Have I actually been sporting MAC for greater than 20 years? WOWZA!

I might be extra crabby about this, however part of me thinks that that is the universe’s means of telling me to get into Chanel brushes now… I’ve a number of of their dual-ended eye brushes (the Retractable Twin Tip Eye-Contouring Brush and the Retractable Twin-Tip Eyeshadow Brush, and they’re type of amaze-balls).

Your pleasant neighborhood magnificence addict,


P.S. Yesterday I managed to scrub the home for firm *and* keep away from a nervous breakdown. Now it’s time to determine what to feed everybody for 14 days.

Bought any one-pot meal concepts? PLZ HALP.

P.P.S. You understand how we have been simply speaking about Lisa Eldridge? Properly, on November 19 girlfriend is releasing her personal small (for now) make-up line containing three lipsticks, and all I’ve to say is WANT!


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