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Joey and Nicole say with Christmas subsequent week they won’t have a podcast. They are saying with Hanukkah being on the 23, then Christmas, then Kwanza, they are going to be gone subsequent week to “have fun all 4.” Nicole says she has completed all her vacation buying and hides the presents in her attic or craft room and tells her children to not go in there. She says her children suppose she’s doing orders for her Etsy store in there. Nicole is anxious concerning the gerbil or a raccoon with rabies that’s operating round in her attic and consuming issues and messing with the presents.
Joey finds a vacation sound board and says he didn’t purchase individuals shit this 12 months so his buying is finished. Nicole reminds him he regifted one among Jionni’s Burberry costume shirts and one other outfit Nicole acquired Joey that doesn’t match to his father “Poppy.” Joey mentioned he already gave him the presents early so he can put on them to vacation events and Joey doesn’t spend Christmas Eve with him now. Nicole says Poppy appeared on the Mel Robbins present they have been discussing final week and now Poppy is known. Joey says the girl on the present was violently imply and it was an embarrassing phase. The host mentioned that Joey has an issue and was the explanation he acquired damaged up with. Nicole thought it was going to be humorous however turned out mortifying.
Joey mentioned he acquired Nicole an excellent reward however it could not right here by Christmas however he’ll ship Nicole an image of it and an order quantity. Joey mentions he’s going to Nicole’s Christmas Eve together with her mother and father and youngsters.
Joey talks about Giovanna’s vacation live performance and Nicole says she waited 30 minutes in line in pouring rain to try to get an excellent seat for the live performance, having to push individuals out of the way in which and squeeze by way of everybody. She says Giovanna did nicely and wasn’t shy like Lorenzo. Joey despatched Nicole an image of somewhat woman in the identical outfit as Giovanna giving the center finger, and he or she says she would die if that her was her youngster as a result of they go to a Catholic faculty.
Joey says he has been having issues sleeping, he says he’s out of Xanax. They randomly begin cursing about their bank cards being due and Nicole says she shopped on-line for her children on Amazon however bought comfortable gadgets in retailer for her mother and father. Nicole says her enormous actual tree fell over, virtually hitting the children as she was adorning it. She mentioned it’s now leaning in opposition to the wall as a result of it’s too heavy to return within the holder, so the plain, undecorated aspect is now exhibiting and all of the ornaments are in opposition to the wall.
Joey asks about Christmas household traditions and Nicole says she tried to do Santa footprints however they ended up trying like Sasquatch strolling in cocaine. She goes to change to Elves and have them deliver a Christmas Eve field with treats. Joey exclaims “these Millennial Mothers” and shifting the rattling elf. Nicole says when Joey tags her in Elf on the Shelf memes, she runs and strikes the elf. She says the elf is a bitch however the brand new custom, remarking her children get 1,000,000 presents Christmas morning.
Joey yawns once more and says he’s going to do a bump to get up. Nicole scolds him to do a popper to get up. Joey says Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls was doing poppers with Boy George. Joey corrects himself says it wasn’t Boy George however Sam Smith. Joey says gays have been doing poppers for years as a intercourse drug because it opens up the anus, however says membership individuals do it to get a rush. Joey says it makes you are feeling completely satisfied and is sort of a whippet however isn’t unlawful besides in Massachusetts and will be purchased in shops and bodegas within the metropolis.
Nicole says the Elf on the Shelf is annoying, and Joey says he needs a Christmas field from the Elf however Nicole says he received’t get one as a result of he’s 50. Joey the goes on to say this 12 months he’ll print out record of presents he would purchase his family and friends if he wasn’t poor. He’d get his pal and visitor host Leah a Gucci chapstick, and a fitness center membership for his sister. He says it’s the thought that counts. Joey says he additionally picks presents to provide if he had a boyfriend, saying he hates holidays as a result of his mother is useless, he’s fats, single, and broke and has no cause to be completely satisfied.
Nicole says she went to LA final week which upsets Joey as a result of she went with out him. Nicole says she purchased garments for her Snooki Store and says the journey was total fast and simple. She went to The Abbey, a homosexual membership, however says it was useless and wasn’t the identical with out Joey.
Joey went to Jingle Ball, and has sizzling gossip on celebrities. He noticed Taylor Swift, hung backstage with actuality stars within the gifting suite and backstage with the drag queens. He notes Camilla Cabello was additionally there, noting she could be very tiny and was in Fifth Concord. Joey missed plenty of the Taylor Swift efficiency as a result of he was making an attempt to get free stuff from promoters whereas requested repeatedly the place Snooki was. Joey mentioned “she is in LA having an superior time doing superior shooters.” Joey despatched a present from the gifting suites to Snooki as a Christmas Current. Niall Horan was there and Nicole mentioned she has no thought who “these children” are and Joey mentioned it doesn’t matter as a result of he appeared like a cabbage patch doll. Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers was there and Joey mentioned hello as a result of he loves him and the present. He mentions a number of different celebrities he noticed he noticed and interacted with, principally B record.
Joey tells a narrative of him and bunch of the gays from MTV and the drag queens making an attempt to sneak into the VIP lounge on the Jingle Ball. They acquired in and drank free drinks the entire night time.
Joey says Angelia and Chris have been there, too, however he didn’t hang around with them as a result of they have been in a special part.
They discuss concerning the upcoming podcast dwell present on the Boston present however say they do not know or agenda for the present. Joey compares himself to the opposite podcasters and says he must do enjoyable issues however will most likely get drunk and run off the stage, particularly if a sizzling man is within the viewers. Joey thought he would costume up as Caitlyn Jenner however spoke with three trans activists who suggested him in opposition to it as a result of it might consequence him Joey being cancelled. Joey says he’ll nonetheless do the voice as a result of Caitlyn Jenner is his favourite superstar however doesn’t need to upset anybody. He mentions her cameo being $2500. Nicole plugs each her and Joey’s cameo and Joey says his are 50% for the vacations ($30 for these ), then Snooki says she is accepting presents from individuals whereas on their podcast tour. Nicole says she goes to drive her minivan filled with “Might I Come In” merchandise to the Boston present with their pals to promote the gadgets because it’s solely three hours away. Joey says he’s going to deliver individuals on stage, get fucked up, and do homosexual bar hopping afterwards and have intercourse for the primary time in 2020. Joey encourages plenty of gays to come back out, even straight boys to allow them to get fondled by Joey on stage throughout a courting phase.
They promote their Atlantic Metropolis present, saying will probably be a shit present as a result of a pool social gathering will observe afterwards. Additionally, Deena and Chris would be the particular friends in AC. Additionally they discuss their different reveals on the tour, together with the Morristown present that may have Mike Sorentino and Laurens, and the place they are going to be doing photographs off the State of affairs’s abs.
They focus on superstar gossip, together with Caitlyn Jenner, Kim Kardashian photoshopping her child into the Christmas Card, Kate Upton in a piece out class whereas vegan protestors bust in, all whereas each are consistently pushing buttons on the soundboard.
Joey asks if Nicole did Christmas Playing cards and he or she did, however Joey didn’t obtain one and Nicole mentioned she’d give him one on Christmas Eve once they get collectively.
They want listeners a tremendous Christmas and thank them for his or her help and says we’re their presents each single 12 months. Joey encourages listeners to assist the needy by shopping for tickets to their podcast tour. Joey encourages individuals to jerk off an elf, drink egg nog till you curse at your racist uncle, go beneath the tree and open the presents earlier than everybody will get there after which re-tape them up, knock the Christmas tree over onto your Aunt whereas screaming “fuck,” Nicole interjects saying get drunk and wasted on the desk and struggle along with your cousin, Joey advises to chop a gap in your shirt in your tit and put a reindeer on it NSFW LINK, and Nicole says be sure that to debate politics and the way a lot you like Donald Trump. Final however not least, be sure that to purchase tickets to their podcast tour.
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